Washington, DC: Linda Manohan, a recently out-of-work accountant from Cooperstown, NY. joined with thousands of others yesterday to attempt to convince the U.S. government to institute a national Do Call List. The group of mostly lonely and socially maladjusted loners from wherever they all live never actually spoke with one another for reasons than can only be deemed obvious if you actually saw them.
"Well, we had heard about the success of the Do Not Call List and how it prevented unwanted phone calls to people who actually have lives. These people all know that when the phone rings it's most likely a friend or family member that shares the desire to communicate with the them" said Franc LaFour. Going on to say "I guess to them, having someone call from Bangalore to talk to them about carpet cleaning is not the highlight of their day." Franc also mentioned that, along with the tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of lonely citizens, he would desperately welcome the attention and human interaction. He spoke of more reasons to have the list but this reporter lost interest and decided to leave.
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