Quantum Particle Physicist Disappointed to Find Dog Particle on Living Room Carpet.

CERN, Geneva: After over 27 months of searching for the elusive dog particle and successfully not finding anything, pet owner and full-time nuclear quantum and particle physicist Lars Bnorgren issued a statement Thursday. "I have had Quark, the toy Pomeranian I bought with my then Fiance for almost four years now. After a rough start of house-training the dog it appeared that we had been successful in our endeavors, having not detected any dog particles for well over two years now. But on Thursday morning, while walking to the kitchen to make coffee the sensors in my right foot alerted me to the possibility of previously undiscovered a semi-solid mass that, upon further investigation, appeared to have been generated by our pet's black hole." The disappointed physicist went on to say that Heisenberg's uncertainty principle could not effectively justify the particle having been created by any other animal in the universe. it was indeed Quark's particle. In a final statement, Lars exclaimed "bad Quark!"